Кошмар!!

Here's something for pure random Russian fun:

OK, I'm on this Russian grammar group on Facebook. For those of you who have no idea about the Russian language, Russian grammar is really crazy hard for non-native speakers to grasp. The best you could do is ... well, to do the best you can with the different cases, endings, conjugations, etc - while keeping in mind all the exceptions - and expect whatever you said to be close to being right.

Here are some of the ACTUAL posts from some people from the Facebook group. Some of them are real funny and I thought I should post them here (totally *WITHOUT* any body's permission). The text in bold is the one I thought was funny!

"I do have a soft spot for the Genitive Plural. It doesnt try to be different or individual but it is and i think Good on ya! *Cuddles it*.
Also verbs of motion are fun once ur head is around them. By "fun" i mean youve gone into denial that the way the whole verbs-motion things works is no longer odd and well stupid but makes sense. And then twitch your eye."

"do you think russian would be half as random if it didn't have the grammar and their silly ways. sometimes i think it makes quite a lot of sense, and that english is just inferior,..."

"essentially, russian IS grammar, except when even a russian can't explain to you why things are the way they are..."

"Come on it's not that hard. wait..... maybe it is...."

"I still couldn't tell you the difference between the cases is. except maybe prepositional. i guess. 60% of the time i'm right. and russians understand it. but it is irritating..."

Never a better time to say Кошмааааааар!!!

PS: Everything in quotes is a quote! LOL!